tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28977687590878452282024-03-19T13:43:03.720-07:00Poolcue PokerI raise 15 to 20 times with AA because I have no post flop skills.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12148516150675657116noreply@blogger.comBlogger150125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2897768759087845228.post-3758859376758385672010-07-01T16:00:00.000-07:002010-07-01T16:03:36.712-07:00Bye bye RoyIts been an interesting 2 1/2 years.Trips to Rome, Donetsk and Hamburg are something I never thought I would do as a Fulham fan.<br />A 3 year deal at Liverpool has certainly sorted out your pension fund.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12148516150675657116noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2897768759087845228.post-59318113227038209182010-05-16T04:30:00.000-07:002010-05-16T04:32:36.831-07:00Lord TriesmanAre you sure you haven't taken a bung from the Russians?Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12148516150675657116noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2897768759087845228.post-79607942122325291152010-05-11T01:13:00.000-07:002010-05-11T01:14:13.637-07:00Off to Hamburg towatch the Channel5/ITV4 Cup FinalVV ExcitedAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12148516150675657116noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2897768759087845228.post-32930386247070824522010-03-31T09:23:00.000-07:002010-03-31T09:26:07.259-07:00Go to MeetingThis advert on Sky fucks me off.<br />Some moronic aussie bint wants to touch a customer.<br />I hate buzzwords so unless she is on the game the word is ARRANGE a meeting,ORGANISE a meeting etc<br />Rant overAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12148516150675657116noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2897768759087845228.post-87918355579963400182010-03-09T04:35:00.000-08:002010-03-09T04:50:20.600-08:00Nice result<a href="http://www.pokerhand.org/?5253273P">Hand </a>of the day<br /><br />Nice bonus<br />For some reason I can't post the email being the luddite I am but it paid me 73 euros as top hand of the dayAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12148516150675657116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2897768759087845228.post-50640329394524948012010-01-10T14:04:00.000-08:002010-01-10T14:05:53.319-08:00BBC4A welcome tonic from the fuckwit generation of Pop Idol etc.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12148516150675657116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2897768759087845228.post-25745300144225138692009-12-09T04:09:00.000-08:002009-12-09T04:12:13.029-08:00I am a lucky boy<a href="http://www.pokerhand.org/?4962831P">http://www.pokerhand.org/?4962831P</a> About time tooAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12148516150675657116noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2897768759087845228.post-67539631856260543122009-11-03T06:41:00.000-08:002009-11-03T06:45:11.444-08:00Off to Rome to see BennieTomorrow's the big day travelling to Rome to watch Fulham.When I think back to the old 4th Div football we used to endure.I would like to thank Micky Adams for starting our rise and Chairman Mo for delivering Prem footie and Woy Hodgson for Europa League qualification and my mum and dad for having me and Mrs P for tolerating me.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12148516150675657116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2897768759087845228.post-32402280949485092722009-10-30T17:09:00.000-07:002009-10-30T17:12:34.875-07:00Do amercians understand that Southpark is taking the piss out of them or is it just above them?I often wonder this.<br />Also does the Comedy channel just buy cheap american crap that is totally unfunny?Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12148516150675657116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2897768759087845228.post-87192878908351076912009-10-29T08:46:00.000-07:002009-10-29T08:51:53.817-07:00Apparently this German chap is going to have sex with my mother this evening.Shame she has been dead for 20 odd years<a href="http://www.pokerhand.org/?4832749P">http://www.pokerhand.org/?4832749P</a> LOLAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12148516150675657116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2897768759087845228.post-86464575521786517552009-10-27T07:17:00.000-07:002009-10-27T07:25:05.987-07:00Interesting lunchtime session<a href="http://www.pokerhand.org/?4825897P">http://www.pokerhand.org/?4825897P</a> Horrible start<br /><a href="http://www.pokerhand.org/?4825899P">http://www.pokerhand.org/?4825899P</a> Against Table Idiot<br /><a href="http://www.pokerhand.org/?4825906P">http://www.pokerhand.org/?4825906P</a> How to overplay KQ off<br /><a href="http://www.pokerhand.org/?4825907P">http://www.pokerhand.org/?4825907P</a> Nice little payoff<br /><a href="http://www.pokerhand.org/?4825903P">http://www.pokerhand.org/?4825903P</a> Nice way to finishAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12148516150675657116noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2897768759087845228.post-75599801633147398182009-10-20T04:24:00.000-07:002009-10-20T04:36:28.449-07:00The International Club Another ForayI have just started reading Phil Hellmuth's FBI book of tells and I went to the Intl to see if I could put any of it into practice.Played in the £25 deep and steep here yesterday with some of my friends.30 runners and I came 2nd for £188.2 visits 2 cashes.I was beaten by that star of Dragon's Den JJ Hazan.I was short stacked throughout the FT and just played a waiting game to climb up the ladder.JJ gives lessons at the table and some of his plays and analysis were quite frankly appalling.Unfortunately my Ipod ran out of batteries so I had to listen to the table talk.Yet again I think £30 provides a nice afternoon which set us up for the Fulham game.The first half was pretty crap but a goal made up for it esp when Bobby Z scores.He also laid on the 2nd for Dio.The highlight was obv the abuse that Greedy bastard Bullard got.Enjoy life in the Championship Jimmy.I will be going to Fulham v Roma on thursday what will you be doing Jimmy?Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12148516150675657116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2897768759087845228.post-26042996934702738492009-10-16T10:20:00.000-07:002009-10-16T10:41:33.848-07:00ResultJust found a $39 token on Mansion that I had forgot about.Played a 6 man sng and took it down for $126.<br />Yesterday we had some builders in to do some laminate flooring and then my community support officier dropped around wanting me to fill in a survey.He was a likable fellow so I agreed. 5 minutes isn't too long out of the day but 2 and a half hours later I was at the end of my tether.<br />The survey was conducted on his laptop which took him 15 mins toset up.He spent another 15 minutes working out where I lived on some computerized A to Z map.Do bear in mind he is my LOCAL CSO so patrols the area daily.Then he wanted to know where I go in the local area.I gave him this and he was again unaware of these local places so we again searched his computerized A to Z.<br />We recently had an intruder in the house and found the old bill to be quite competent so I felt obliged to still be civil to Bob.<br />Next came the most facile set of questions that I have ever had the misfortune to have to answer re anti social behaviour etc, the computerised A to Z came out again so he could plot Incident points on his survey.<br />Finally more irrelevant questions such as How did the Council respond to your burgalry.<br />MY ANSWER They did Fuck all because we never told them.I was unaware you are supposed to tell the council I thought that was the job of the Police<br />How would you rate them from 1 to 10.<br />Er Zero because we never told them.<br />This just went on and on and I was getting pissed off.I wanted a beer and a shower and couldn't because of this clown.<br />I bet the bloke was on overtime as well cos he had to do 4 of these in a dayAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12148516150675657116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2897768759087845228.post-46430627361047790662009-10-12T07:36:00.000-07:002009-10-12T07:52:26.229-07:00A Trip to Wilkinson'sMy Oyster card had run out so into the newsagent to top it up.<br />Unfortunately man in the shop didn't know how to use the Oyster machine.<br />On the job training can't be that hard.<br />Put card on reader. enter amount of credit in the machine and tear off receipt,its not rocket science.<br />For those who don't know Wilkinson's is a cross between Woolworth's,Poundland and Lidl.My brother told me they had some good value bulbs for the garden.<br />The queue for paying was full of fat chavs plus prams with the obligatory brown baby.Is it only fat bingo winged white women that they choose to procreate with.<br />Of course the children are screaming for no reason (prob to do with E numbers) and then one slipped over and burst out crying.Chav mum did nothing,Fortunately I had my Ipod on to drown out this crap.<br />Of course you are served by some spotty little teenager who obv. hadn't seen a ten pound note before.<br />Then a bus trip home during school kicking out time O what joy.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12148516150675657116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2897768759087845228.post-33336989991325642422009-10-09T02:05:00.000-07:002009-10-09T02:17:26.151-07:00wot a morningSince 9 o clock last nite i am down in 11 out of 13 sessions.<br />Highlights<br />AA v Q10 chasing Gutshot fwitt<br />Trip K's v chasing Flushdraw fwitt<br />KK v AA Obv etc<br />I am sure its variance.<br />I feel a freeroll day coming onAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12148516150675657116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2897768759087845228.post-56510372227922152002009-09-25T04:19:00.000-07:002009-09-25T04:24:31.017-07:00I have lost the will to live Bad beat central.I can safely say I have not won any 50/50s today.Overpairs up against trips.Straights against dodgy flushes. etc<br /><a href="http://www.pokerhand.org/?4726820P">http://www.pokerhand.org/?4726820P</a> This is the one that has finally done it for me.Of course when I make a disguised straight Opponent has a big blind special and bet it.Of course I paid him off.<br />Luckily I am going off on holiday soon,it can't come too soon.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12148516150675657116noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2897768759087845228.post-17652251863962066892009-09-22T07:03:00.000-07:002009-09-22T07:14:31.944-07:00The International ClubYesterday me and a friend visited the new incarnation of the Gutshot to play in their £25 deep and steep afternoon tournament.<br />The new place is more roomy and has a decent air-con.<br />Its dealer dealt now which speeded up the game.<br />24 runners £3 top up for 1500 extra chips and a 15 minute clock.<br />Its a great improvement from the old place but I feel £5 juice for a £25 torny is a bit over the top.<br />The bar has bottles only which was a bit of a pain<br />After about 3 1/2 hours I finished 3rd for £92 which was a nice result.<br />I am looking forward to my next visit.<br /><br />Some goodies from today<br /><a href="http://www.pokerhand.org/?4717401P">http://www.pokerhand.org/?4717401P</a> Bit worried here but what a result<br /><a href="http://www.pokerhand.org/?4717403P">http://www.pokerhand.org/?4717403P</a> My first hand at the table against a maniac<br /><a href="http://www.pokerhand.org/?4717404P">http://www.pokerhand.org/?4717404P</a> His last hand<br /><a href="http://www.pokerhand.org/?4717402P">http://www.pokerhand.org/?4717402P</a> Got a bit lucky but wtf 13x reraise with 44Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12148516150675657116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2897768759087845228.post-37625258620872340032009-09-19T05:31:00.000-07:002009-09-19T05:42:37.214-07:00Sofia pics the home fans and the obligatory team photo<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhAfaEe9CeGSi6z2Iypc1eLqF451RIDO2p6-T_wFs64qaBkHTXTxNpGVrq-8Ht488-p_p2nME3aXGNA9LMX0w8KfLAP42wj1CdMhdN3LxNFDRnbEU_AeMfzRweSlO3zcmUCow-DPjvicLQ/s1600-h/DSC00056.JPG"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 214px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5383157686944265602" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhAfaEe9CeGSi6z2Iypc1eLqF451RIDO2p6-T_wFs64qaBkHTXTxNpGVrq-8Ht488-p_p2nME3aXGNA9LMX0w8KfLAP42wj1CdMhdN3LxNFDRnbEU_AeMfzRweSlO3zcmUCow-DPjvicLQ/s320/DSC00056.JPG" /></a><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj0Y6bbdBQ7xhiRTNv43aqsk3HLE6S7MeOBiBC5ycTntQ0hj3o4xbuyvwOEJI4bWbrz4mTxBWjGQoMyuuhceb5wa8H_BqJIs9VgViHn3t9AnNsU3MwkcMfEjX_u223WFN4UUjqfZksiHAs/s1600-h/DSC00070.JPG"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 214px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5383157221805557282" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj0Y6bbdBQ7xhiRTNv43aqsk3HLE6S7MeOBiBC5ycTntQ0hj3o4xbuyvwOEJI4bWbrz4mTxBWjGQoMyuuhceb5wa8H_BqJIs9VgViHn3t9AnNsU3MwkcMfEjX_u223WFN4UUjqfZksiHAs/s320/DSC00070.JPG" /></a><br /><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifD52u3BeG9Dhc5g6xQJCmbxgi-yMH-cYnZeAKNYsjVPkikSBfJp0h7-HfKJ3BbtgMopTcWdgvQXtfTZXEPP35ohLXPL5DyfTkkz6amdzzFBoChF3BhedDCRh7Na9I4Z6KVCgT8w31Adg/s1600-h/DSC00069.JPG"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 214px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5383156407724417410" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifD52u3BeG9Dhc5g6xQJCmbxgi-yMH-cYnZeAKNYsjVPkikSBfJp0h7-HfKJ3BbtgMopTcWdgvQXtfTZXEPP35ohLXPL5DyfTkkz6amdzzFBoChF3BhedDCRh7Na9I4Z6KVCgT8w31Adg/s320/DSC00069.JPG" /></a><br /><br /><br /><div><br /><br /><br /><div></div></div></div></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12148516150675657116noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2897768759087845228.post-72565147355693902782009-09-18T08:24:00.000-07:002009-09-18T08:25:39.293-07:00Haven't had one of these for a while<a href="http://www.pokerhand.org/?4704849P">http://www.pokerhand.org/?4704849P</a>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12148516150675657116noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2897768759087845228.post-82063081707872294192009-09-15T07:06:00.001-07:002009-09-15T07:08:26.392-07:00Couple of days off to go to SofiaOff on the Fulham flyer for the CSKA Sofia v Fulham game tomorrow.Should be quite an interesting couple of days.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12148516150675657116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2897768759087845228.post-41249738601714224882009-09-11T16:22:00.000-07:002009-09-11T16:28:25.651-07:00Sometimes its nice to have a few wines/beers with the missus and play pokerWe played the $7500 rebuy on Ipoker tonite and both cashed.$30 for her and $57 for me,It was fun and no pressure although she never listens.I am still in the $1000 silly bollocks freeroll and might get $1.20 whoppee fucking do,maybe $1.30.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12148516150675657116noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2897768759087845228.post-88251039966335041292009-09-11T02:38:00.000-07:002009-09-11T02:44:31.199-07:00Shame about my new account<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhw_p4SKreTm_cmQ62cLm8KMufXGcHAlbB4RluMzPBVXRM1CGJPAoqJwh9Vu8z6VcRu_qhcfdWVw6IlhF3GBDlAoDxoRZ7thNygr386BSDyD5bTsi9BbOnSOaMbnVLF9ibO6hSieWa5Rzw/s1600-h/jessie.JPG"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 245px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5380143151252892306" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhw_p4SKreTm_cmQ62cLm8KMufXGcHAlbB4RluMzPBVXRM1CGJPAoqJwh9Vu8z6VcRu_qhcfdWVw6IlhF3GBDlAoDxoRZ7thNygr386BSDyD5bTsi9BbOnSOaMbnVLF9ibO6hSieWa5Rzw/s320/jessie.JPG" /></a> Here's my new pussycat Fatpig.Can't work out why she has blue eyes though.<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.pokerhand.org/?4681311P">http://www.pokerhand.org/?4681311P</a> Things like this don't help me clear my bonus and send me on tilt on Thursday night my fav session.<br /><br /><br />Friday is another day however<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.pokerhand.org/?4681308P">http://www.pokerhand.org/?4681308P</a> Standard just glad my hand held up for a changeAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12148516150675657116noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2897768759087845228.post-57117489861777034062009-09-02T13:45:00.000-07:002009-09-02T13:50:16.879-07:00Today I had the misfortune to watch Big Brother6 people left - 3 raving arse bandits,1 dyke,1 raghead terrorist and a blonde bimbo.<br />To watch these queens mincing about. arguing about hair straighteners and not wanting to be the stylist for their task was truly repulsive.<br />I pray that this crap never makes a reappearance on any TV Channel.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12148516150675657116noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2897768759087845228.post-5374030929142724182009-09-02T05:27:00.000-07:002009-09-02T05:50:52.737-07:00So I have gone over to the dark side and got a Pokerstars account?Why do people rave about this site?I only opened the account so somebody could pay me the rake that I was owed.It offered me a massive $50 bonus and no Rakeback.Soon after the initial bonus gets increased to $600.Great timing by me.Messed about on the 10c tables and got nowhere.Came home pissed one night played £1 FR tables and I was off and running.Now quite happy at the 50c tables and have cleared my bonus,earnt a silver star and got my free books through InternetTexasHoldem.They have already been delivered from the States.<br />This month all the little wannabes are wanking over the fact that there is a points bonus.<br />500 FPP =$8.<br />2500 FPP = $40.<br />To get this I will pay more in rake.I just don't understand what is so great about this site apart from the fact that the gay raise is still respected.It has made a pleasant change from Ipoker and does give me the chance to play against americans.<br />I won a silly tornie last night and am currently leading in my Mansion League.I gave out some horrendous beats out though.<br /><a href="http://www.pokerhand.org/?4650288P">http://www.pokerhand.org/?4650288P</a> This was my favourite.<br /><a href="http://www.pokerhand.org/?4650295P">http://www.pokerhand.org/?4650295P</a> Always ahead but final card nice.<br /><a href="http://www.pokerhand.org/?4650301P">http://www.pokerhand.org/?4650301P</a> You always need to win these.<br /><br />More importantly than poker we got a cat at the weekend from Battersea Dogs Home(where else).Little Jessie is a lovely little girl but a bit shy.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12148516150675657116noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2897768759087845228.post-63073595990207793912009-08-25T08:38:00.000-07:002009-08-25T08:39:20.612-07:00If TRUE VV Funny<a href="http://adammacqueen.blogspot.com/2009/08/this-person-cannot-really-exist-can-he.html?showComment=1251206432017#c3206811715379188120">http://adammacqueen.blogspot.com/2009/08/this-person-cannot-really-exist-can-he.html?showComment=1251206432017#c3206811715379188120</a>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12148516150675657116noreply@blogger.com0