Friday, 25 September 2009

I have lost the will to live Bad beat central.

I can safely say I have not won any 50/50s today.Overpairs up against trips.Straights against dodgy flushes. etc
http://www.pokerhand.org/?4726820P This is the one that has finally done it for me.Of course when I make a disguised straight Opponent has a big blind special and bet it.Of course I paid him off.
Luckily I am going off on holiday soon,it can't come too soon.

Tuesday, 22 September 2009

The International Club

Yesterday me and a friend visited the new incarnation of the Gutshot to play in their £25 deep and steep afternoon tournament.
The new place is more roomy and has a decent air-con.
Its dealer dealt now which speeded up the game.
24 runners £3 top up for 1500 extra chips and a 15 minute clock.
Its a great improvement from the old place but I feel £5 juice for a £25 torny is a bit over the top.
The bar has bottles only which was a bit of a pain
After about 3 1/2 hours I finished 3rd for £92 which was a nice result.
I am looking forward to my next visit.

Some goodies from today
http://www.pokerhand.org/?4717401P Bit worried here but what a result
http://www.pokerhand.org/?4717403P My first hand at the table against a maniac
http://www.pokerhand.org/?4717404P His last hand
http://www.pokerhand.org/?4717402P Got a bit lucky but wtf 13x reraise with 44

Tuesday, 15 September 2009

Couple of days off to go to Sofia

Off on the Fulham flyer for the CSKA Sofia v Fulham game tomorrow.Should be quite an interesting couple of days.

Friday, 11 September 2009

Sometimes its nice to have a few wines/beers with the missus and play poker

We played the $7500 rebuy on Ipoker tonite and both cashed.$30 for her and $57 for me,It was fun and no pressure although she never listens.I am still in the $1000 silly bollocks freeroll and might get $1.20 whoppee fucking do,maybe $1.30.

Shame about my new account

Here's my new pussycat Fatpig.Can't work out why she has blue eyes though.


http://www.pokerhand.org/?4681311P Things like this don't help me clear my bonus and send me on tilt on Thursday night my fav session.


Friday is another day however


http://www.pokerhand.org/?4681308P Standard just glad my hand held up for a change

Wednesday, 2 September 2009

Today I had the misfortune to watch Big Brother

6 people left - 3 raving arse bandits,1 dyke,1 raghead terrorist and a blonde bimbo.
To watch these queens mincing about. arguing about hair straighteners and not wanting to be the stylist for their task was truly repulsive.
I pray that this crap never makes a reappearance on any TV Channel.

So I have gone over to the dark side and got a Pokerstars account?

Why do people rave about this site?I only opened the account so somebody could pay me the rake that I was owed.It offered me a massive $50 bonus and no Rakeback.Soon after the initial bonus gets increased to $600.Great timing by me.Messed about on the 10c tables and got nowhere.Came home pissed one night played £1 FR tables and I was off and running.Now quite happy at the 50c tables and have cleared my bonus,earnt a silver star and got my free books through InternetTexasHoldem.They have already been delivered from the States.
This month all the little wannabes are wanking over the fact that there is a points bonus.
500 FPP =$8.
2500 FPP = $40.
To get this I will pay more in rake.I just don't understand what is so great about this site apart from the fact that the gay raise is still respected.It has made a pleasant change from Ipoker and does give me the chance to play against americans.
I won a silly tornie last night and am currently leading in my Mansion League.I gave out some horrendous beats out though.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?4650288P This was my favourite.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?4650295P Always ahead but final card nice.
http://www.pokerhand.org/?4650301P You always need to win these.

More importantly than poker we got a cat at the weekend from Battersea Dogs Home(where else).Little Jessie is a lovely little girl but a bit shy.