Friday 30 October 2009

Do amercians understand that Southpark is taking the piss out of them or is it just above them?

I often wonder this.
Also does the Comedy channel just buy cheap american crap that is totally unfunny?

Tuesday 20 October 2009

The International Club Another Foray

I have just started reading Phil Hellmuth's FBI book of tells and I went to the Intl to see if I could put any of it into practice.Played in the £25 deep and steep here yesterday with some of my friends.30 runners and I came 2nd for £188.2 visits 2 cashes.I was beaten by that star of Dragon's Den JJ Hazan.I was short stacked throughout the FT and just played a waiting game to climb up the ladder.JJ gives lessons at the table and some of his plays and analysis were quite frankly appalling.Unfortunately my Ipod ran out of batteries so I had to listen to the table talk.Yet again I think £30 provides a nice afternoon which set us up for the Fulham game.The first half was pretty crap but a goal made up for it esp when Bobby Z scores.He also laid on the 2nd for Dio.The highlight was obv the abuse that Greedy bastard Bullard got.Enjoy life in the Championship Jimmy.I will be going to Fulham v Roma on thursday what will you be doing Jimmy?

Friday 16 October 2009

Result

Just found a $39 token on Mansion that I had forgot about.Played a 6 man sng and took it down for $126.
Yesterday we had some builders in to do some laminate flooring and then my community support officier dropped around wanting me to fill in a survey.He was a likable fellow so I agreed. 5 minutes isn't too long out of the day but 2 and a half hours later I was at the end of my tether.
The survey was conducted on his laptop which took him 15 mins toset up.He spent another 15 minutes working out where I lived on some computerized A to Z map.Do bear in mind he is my LOCAL CSO so patrols the area daily.Then he wanted to know where I go in the local area.I gave him this and he was again unaware of these local places so we again searched his computerized A to Z.
We recently had an intruder in the house and found the old bill to be quite competent so I felt obliged to still be civil to Bob.
Next came the most facile set of questions that I have ever had the misfortune to have to answer re anti social behaviour etc, the computerised A to Z came out again so he could plot Incident points on his survey.
Finally more irrelevant questions such as How did the Council respond to your burgalry.
MY ANSWER They did Fuck all because we never told them.I was unaware you are supposed to tell the council I thought that was the job of the Police
How would you rate them from 1 to 10.
Er Zero because we never told them.
This just went on and on and I was getting pissed off.I wanted a beer and a shower and couldn't because of this clown.
I bet the bloke was on overtime as well cos he had to do 4 of these in a day

Monday 12 October 2009

A Trip to Wilkinson's

My Oyster card had run out so into the newsagent to top it up.
Unfortunately man in the shop didn't know how to use the Oyster machine.
On the job training can't be that hard.
Put card on reader. enter amount of credit in the machine and tear off receipt,its not rocket science.
For those who don't know Wilkinson's is a cross between Woolworth's,Poundland and Lidl.My brother told me they had some good value bulbs for the garden.
The queue for paying was full of fat chavs plus prams with the obligatory brown baby.Is it only fat bingo winged white women that they choose to procreate with.
Of course the children are screaming for no reason (prob to do with E numbers) and then one slipped over and burst out crying.Chav mum did nothing,Fortunately I had my Ipod on to drown out this crap.
Of course you are served by some spotty little teenager who obv. hadn't seen a ten pound note before.
Then a bus trip home during school kicking out time O what joy.

Friday 9 October 2009

wot a morning

Since 9 o clock last nite i am down in 11 out of 13 sessions.
Highlights
AA v Q10 chasing Gutshot fwitt
Trip K's v chasing Flushdraw fwitt
KK v AA Obv etc
I am sure its variance.
I feel a freeroll day coming on