Bye bye Roy

Its been an interesting 2 1/2 years.Trips to Rome, Donetsk and Hamburg are something I never thought I would do as a Fulham fan.
A 3 year deal at Liverpool has certainly sorted out your pension fund.

Lord Triesman

Are you sure you haven't taken a bung from the Russians?

Off to Hamburg towatch the Channel5/ITV4 Cup Final

VV Excited

Go to Meeting

This advert on Sky fucks me off.
Some moronic aussie bint wants to touch a customer.
I hate buzzwords so unless she is on the game the word is ARRANGE a meeting,ORGANISE a meeting etc
Rant over

Nice result

Hand of the day

Nice bonus
For some reason I can't post the email being the luddite I am but it paid me 73 euros as top hand of the day

BBC4

A welcome tonic from the fuckwit generation of Pop Idol etc.

I am a lucky boy

http://www.pokerhand.org/?4962831P About time too

Off to Rome to see Bennie

Tomorrow's the big day travelling to Rome to watch Fulham.When I think back to the old 4th Div football we used to endure.I would like to thank Micky Adams for starting our rise and Chairman Mo for delivering Prem footie and Woy Hodgson for Europa League qualification and my mum and dad for having me and Mrs P for tolerating me.

Do amercians understand that Southpark is taking the piss out of them or is it just above them?

I often wonder this.
Also does the Comedy channel just buy cheap american crap that is totally unfunny?

Apparently this German chap is going to have sex with my mother this evening.Shame she has been dead for 20 odd years

http://www.pokerhand.org/?4832749P LOL

Interesting lunchtime session

http://www.pokerhand.org/?4825897P Horrible start
http://www.pokerhand.org/?4825899P Against Table Idiot
http://www.pokerhand.org/?4825906P How to overplay KQ off
http://www.pokerhand.org/?4825907P Nice little payoff
http://www.pokerhand.org/?4825903P Nice way to finish

The International Club Another Foray

I have just started reading Phil Hellmuth's FBI book of tells and I went to the Intl to see if I could put any of it into practice.Played in the £25 deep and steep here yesterday with some of my friends.30 runners and I came 2nd for £188.2 visits 2 cashes.I was beaten by that star of Dragon's Den JJ Hazan.I was short stacked throughout the FT and just played a waiting game to climb up the ladder.JJ gives lessons at the table and some of his plays and analysis were quite frankly appalling.Unfortunately my Ipod ran out of batteries so I had to listen to the table talk.Yet again I think £30 provides a nice afternoon which set us up for the Fulham game.The first half was pretty crap but a goal made up for it esp when Bobby Z scores.He also laid on the 2nd for Dio.The highlight was obv the abuse that Greedy bastard Bullard got.Enjoy life in the Championship Jimmy.I will be going to Fulham v Roma on thursday what will you be doing Jimmy?

Result

Just found a $39 token on Mansion that I had forgot about.Played a 6 man sng and took it down for $126.
Yesterday we had some builders in to do some laminate flooring and then my community support officier dropped around wanting me to fill in a survey.He was a likable fellow so I agreed. 5 minutes isn't too long out of the day but 2 and a half hours later I was at the end of my tether.
The survey was conducted on his laptop which took him 15 mins toset up.He spent another 15 minutes working out where I lived on some computerized A to Z map.Do bear in mind he is my LOCAL CSO so patrols the area daily.Then he wanted to know where I go in the local area.I gave him this and he was again unaware of these local places so we again searched his computerized A to Z.
We recently had an intruder in the house and found the old bill to be quite competent so I felt obliged to still be civil to Bob.
Next came the most facile set of questions that I have ever had the misfortune to have to answer re anti social behaviour etc, the computerised A to Z came out again so he could plot Incident points on his survey.
Finally more irrelevant questions such as How did the Council respond to your burgalry.
MY ANSWER They did Fuck all because we never told them.I was unaware you are supposed to tell the council I thought that was the job of the Police
How would you rate them from 1 to 10.
Er Zero because we never told them.
This just went on and on and I was getting pissed off.I wanted a beer and a shower and couldn't because of this clown.
I bet the bloke was on overtime as well cos he had to do 4 of these in a day

A Trip to Wilkinson's

My Oyster card had run out so into the newsagent to top it up.
Unfortunately man in the shop didn't know how to use the Oyster machine.
On the job training can't be that hard.
Put card on reader. enter amount of credit in the machine and tear off receipt,its not rocket science.
For those who don't know Wilkinson's is a cross between Woolworth's,Poundland and Lidl.My brother told me they had some good value bulbs for the garden.
The queue for paying was full of fat chavs plus prams with the obligatory brown baby.Is it only fat bingo winged white women that they choose to procreate with.
Of course the children are screaming for no reason (prob to do with E numbers) and then one slipped over and burst out crying.Chav mum did nothing,Fortunately I had my Ipod on to drown out this crap.
Of course you are served by some spotty little teenager who obv. hadn't seen a ten pound note before.
Then a bus trip home during school kicking out time O what joy.

wot a morning

Since 9 o clock last nite i am down in 11 out of 13 sessions.
Highlights
AA v Q10 chasing Gutshot fwitt
Trip K's v chasing Flushdraw fwitt
KK v AA Obv etc
I am sure its variance.
I feel a freeroll day coming on

I have lost the will to live Bad beat central.

I can safely say I have not won any 50/50s today.Overpairs up against trips.Straights against dodgy flushes. etc
http://www.pokerhand.org/?4726820P This is the one that has finally done it for me.Of course when I make a disguised straight Opponent has a big blind special and bet it.Of course I paid him off.
Luckily I am going off on holiday soon,it can't come too soon.

The International Club

Yesterday me and a friend visited the new incarnation of the Gutshot to play in their £25 deep and steep afternoon tournament.
The new place is more roomy and has a decent air-con.
Its dealer dealt now which speeded up the game.
24 runners £3 top up for 1500 extra chips and a 15 minute clock.
Its a great improvement from the old place but I feel £5 juice for a £25 torny is a bit over the top.
The bar has bottles only which was a bit of a pain
After about 3 1/2 hours I finished 3rd for £92 which was a nice result.
I am looking forward to my next visit.

Some goodies from today
http://www.pokerhand.org/?4717401P Bit worried here but what a result
http://www.pokerhand.org/?4717403P My first hand at the table against a maniac
http://www.pokerhand.org/?4717404P His last hand
http://www.pokerhand.org/?4717402P Got a bit lucky but wtf 13x reraise with 44

Sofia pics the home fans and the obligatory team photo

Haven't had one of these for a while

http://www.pokerhand.org/?4704849P

Couple of days off to go to Sofia

Off on the Fulham flyer for the CSKA Sofia v Fulham game tomorrow.Should be quite an interesting couple of days.