This is going to sound really strange but if I wear my Obama Anti Christ T shirt I lose at poker.I managed to donk away about $100 this evening whilst wearing it and won $120 once i had taken it off.I also have to wear plain black pants if they have a picture on them I lose.I also prefer to wear black T shirts whilst playing,strangely my Adolf Hitler one is the most successful.
Its all bollocks of course but it makes me feel better.
Seems like Jacqui Smith doesn't come across so her old man has to watch porn on TV at the taxpayers expense.I am just grateful that her expenses fell into the wrong hands.FFS they are going to have an enquiry about who leaked the info.I wonder how much longer she will last.But seriously would you want to shag Jacqui Smith?
I missed the fireworks at last weeks poker league where one of the clowns hit quads twice against the same player to send him over the edge.
This week I fiddled the tables so I wasn't on the clowns table,I don't feel this is cheating but i like to play more than 5 hands in an 18 minute level.Our table had most of the decent players so was quick and some decent poker played except for one who misread the board thinking he had a straight mistaking a 6 for a 5 losing quite a few chips in the process.Once the tables merged I managed to go out straight away.
Short Stack all in,3 callers I had A5s,and hit my A,went all in as did 2 others.I was up against A 10(Big stack) and A7 and gobby cows crap.The 10D hit as did another.Shorty had 2d 4 and hit a flush.I outchipped the others and went out in 6th.So it looks like I won't be playing at Luton.
On the bus home I managed to bang my gout ridden toe with my other foot whilst opening up my nurofen for the pain.V Ironic.
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Ouch with the gout. But it did make laugh if that any consolation!
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