Don't play when pissed

It's been said many times before and it will be said many times in the future don't drink and play poker.This evenings little escapade has left me with a bruised shin and a broken laptop.It wasn't so much having my QQ beaten by AA but the fact that my screen went blank shortly afterwards.This made me smash it up and down on my shin which was V. painful and managed to break my screen.There is a great big black smash mark on it which means I can't see half of it.So i am off to read Zen and the Art of poker and The Poker Mindset which has a very good section re tilt and smoke a special cigarette whilst listening to Portishead.Laters